If you dont want a delay...

Was at work on the plane. In 1st class. 1 of my colleagues (A) was using the 1st class seat tables to finalise the paper work as the plane sat next to the departure terminal. (A) had picked up on a task that had mistakenly been tought off as being carried out. And was busy arranging getting it done. One of the 1st class stewards who had been on the plane since we pulled up to the terminal noted how long we were with the paper work and commented to (A) "Rate you are going you might as well join us for the flight to London."

(A) responded," Actually I am off to London this morning!"
"On this Plane?" the Steward cheerfully responded.
"you must be joking" (A) said, "I'm flying with Airline XXX, I'm not stupid enough to fly with this lot and get delayed!"

At that point (A) noticed that they had begun boarding the 1st class passengers and 1 of them was seated the whole while opposite him. And needless to say was looking a lil worried with (A)'s comments...

True enough, due to the previously mentioned missed job the flight was delayed 5hours LOL!!!