Bweezie

As you might know we have several Asian mechanics with us. All are nice guys but pretty useless at their jobs. So we decided to put one of them in a compartment which an air pipe goes thru, located in the tail of the plane. And instructed him to check for any air leaks when we pressurised the pipe. Along with that guy were several more of us all along the run of the pipe. Doing the same as him. Once everyone was ready the switch was flicked and the pipe filled with pressurised air. After 5 minutes had passed we all gathered to report our findings. We then questioned that guy as to his findings. To which his reply was "Brizzy!" he said cheerfully.
"Brizzy???!?!!!!" we all exclaimed.
"Yes sir, Brizzy, bwizzy, bweezie!!!" he said getting more and more excited.
"What the hell is bwizzy or whatever the hell it is?" one of us, "P" questioned.
"Yes yes!!!! Bwizzieeee! Brizzy!" he said proudly.
"can you show us what you mean " "P" asked.
"Yes, yes!!!" he said, positively bursting with excitement, and grabbed "P"s arm and started to blow on it.
"urrrghhhh, you queer or something?" "P" said... "so you mean breezy? as in allot of air is escaping?"
"Yes yes!!!!"
"Well its not called bwizzy... its called fucked! Change the pipe...f00!"

Thinking back to when they said these guys would be joining us, they assured us they all were fluent English speakers... Oh how they lied... But then that shouldn't really be a surprise to us...